Things to do in Washington DC: The First Blonde Guy Joke

The First Blonde Guy Joke

Someone sent this to me about a week ago. Thought I share it with you all.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.

'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos
 again"! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
 
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'

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Comments

... no you didn't!

Actually, funny....

Posted by Rob Wesler (Harborview Financial Partners, LLC) over 3 years ago

Lanre - Wow!  That is really funny.  Thanks for the monday morning chuckle.

Posted by Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.) over 3 years ago

 Too Funny As a blonde I was actually interested to read this... it's funny, but still mean!





Posted by ama hender over 3 years ago

LOL.  Didn't see that punch line coming!

Posted by Terri Visser,CRS - Selling Central Oregon Real Estate (Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC) over 3 years ago

Very Funny, makes my day to read a blond guy joke!

Posted by Mary Strang ~ Viroqua, WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Hill Country) over 3 years ago

Hey Lanre,

Good one - and I'm a blonde! 

I love a good blonde joke.

Thanks,   Laurie

Posted by Laurie Logan-South Central WI Real Estate (Prudential Community Realty, Broker Associate) over 3 years ago

LOL! I didn't expect that ending. Funny Blog, and the 1st blonde male joke I've ever read. Thanks!

Posted by C Thompson, Loss Mitigation Cases (Loan Modification) over 3 years ago

I hadn't heard that one before.  Very funny, I enjoyed it.  Thanks for sharing this one.

Posted by Gary White~Grand Rapids Real Estate Market Home Selling Pro! 616-784-2360 (Flexit Realty "Flexible Real Estate Home Selling Solutions") over 3 years ago
What a great Joke. Did not see it coming.
Posted by Brian Ryan (Century 21 Absolute Realty) over 3 years ago

That's cute.  Thanks for sharing a smile!

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Posted by Jen Bowman - Atlanta GA Realtor - Cobb County - Smyrna, Vinings, Marietta (Keller Williams Realty Cityside) over 3 years ago

That was a good one, thank you.  I get some many blonde jokes for woman, nice to see the change!

brooke

Posted by Brooke Shepherd & Livia Smith (Keller Williams Clients' Choice - Smith & Shepherd) over 3 years ago

That couldn't be considered a racist joke could it ? :-) Just wondered if the same rules applied to the color of someone's hair.

Posted by David Saks (The Real Estate Mart of Tennessee, Inc.) over 3 years ago

David-Racist joke? No one mentioned color of someone skin in this joke.

Livia-You're welcome. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for your comments.

Jen-You are very welcome. I am glad that it made you smile Jen. Have a great one.

Brian- I said the same thing myself when it was sent to me. Thanks for your comments.

Gary- You're welcome Gary. I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a great one.

C.Thompson-First one for me too. Thanks for your comments.

Laurie- I am glad that you liked it considering that you are a blonde. Thanks for your comments Laurie.

Mary- I am glad the joke made your day. Thanks for your comments.

Terri-LOL. You are silly. Thanks for your comments.

Amanda- Please do not be offended. You are one of my favorite people here on Active Rain. Last thing I want to do is offend one of my own peeps. Have a great one.

Rob- Yes I did-LOL. Thanks for your comments.

 

 

Posted by Lanre "The Real Estate Farmer"Folayan Buy a home in Washington DC (EXIT Advance Realty-Washington DC House for sale) over 3 years ago

Haha, that would be my husband, I don't have time to make his lunch he fends for himself, usually a bowl of cereal

Posted by Tatyana Sturm, Denver Realtor, GRI Denver/ Aurora CO Relocation Specialist (Exit Realty DTC) over 3 years ago

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