DC Real Estate and Area Events: The First Blonde Guy Joke

The First Blonde Guy Joke

Someone sent this to me about a week ago. Thought I share it with you all.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.

'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos
 again"! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
 
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'

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14 comments • Lanre"The Real Estate Farmer" Folayan DC & PG County MD homes for sale • September 29 2008 03:46AM

Comments

... no you didn't!

Actually, funny....

Posted by Rob Wesler (Harborview Financial Partners, LLC) about 1 year ago

Lanre - Wow!  That is really funny.  Thanks for the monday morning chuckle.

Posted by Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.) about 1 year ago

 Too Funny As a blonde I was actually interested to read this... it's funny, but still mean!





Posted by Amanda Hendershot, Exit Realty DTC (Exit Realty DTC, Englewood, CO) about 1 year ago

LOL.  Didn't see that punch line coming!

Posted by Terri Visser,CRS - Selling Central Oregon Real Estate (Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC) about 1 year ago

Very Funny, makes my day to read a blond guy joke!

Posted by Mary Strang ~ Viroqua, WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Hill Country) about 1 year ago

Hey Lanre,

Good one - and I'm a blonde! 

I love a good blonde joke.

Thanks,   Laurie

Posted by Laurie Logan-South Central WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Preferred - Broker Manager) about 1 year ago

LOL! I didn't expect that ending. Funny Blog, and the 1st blonde male joke I've ever read. Thanks!

Posted by C Thompson, Loss Mitigation Account Exec (Loan Modification) about 1 year ago

I hadn't heard that one before.  Very funny, I enjoyed it.  Thanks for sharing this one.

Posted by Gary White~ Grand Rapids Homes for Sale, FlexIt Realty, a call or click away! (Flexit Realty~Serving West Michigan) about 1 year ago
What a great Joke. Did not see it coming.
Posted by Brian Ryan (Century 21 Absolute Realty) about 1 year ago

That's cute.  Thanks for sharing a smile!

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Posted by Jen Bowman - Decatur GA Real Estate Agent serving metro Atlanta (Keller Williams Realty Atlanta Partners) about 1 year ago

That was a good one, thank you.  I get some many blonde jokes for woman, nice to see the change!

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Posted by Brooke Shepherd - Colorado Springs (RE/MAX Properties) about 1 year ago

That couldn't be considered a racist joke could it ? :-) Just wondered if the same rules applied to the color of someone's hair.

Posted by David Saks - Broker (The Real Estate Mart of Tennessee, Inc.) about 1 year ago

David-Racist joke? No one mentioned color of someone skin in this joke.

Livia-You're welcome. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for your comments.

Jen-You are very welcome. I am glad that it made you smile Jen. Have a great one.

Brian- I said the same thing myself when it was sent to me. Thanks for your comments.

Gary- You're welcome Gary. I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a great one.

C.Thompson-First one for me too. Thanks for your comments.

Laurie- I am glad that you liked it considering that you are a blonde. Thanks for your comments Laurie.

Mary- I am glad the joke made your day. Thanks for your comments.

Terri-LOL. You are silly. Thanks for your comments.

Amanda- Please do not be offended. You are one of my favorite people here on Active Rain. Last thing I want to do is offend one of my own peeps. Have a great one.

Rob- Yes I did-LOL. Thanks for your comments.

 

 

Posted by Lanre"The Real Estate Farmer" Folayan DC & PG County MD homes for sale (Exit Advance Realty-Upper Marlboro,MD (PG County MD Homes)) about 1 year ago

Haha, that would be my husband, I don't have time to make his lunch he fends for himself, usually a bowl of cereal

Posted by Tatyana Sturm, Realtor (Exit Realty DTC) about 1 year ago

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