Someone sent this to me about a week ago. Thought I share it with you all.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.
'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos
again"! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'
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... no you didn't!
Actually, funny....
Lanre - Wow! That is really funny. Thanks for the monday morning chuckle.
LOL. Didn't see that punch line coming!
Very Funny, makes my day to read a blond guy joke!
Hey Lanre,
Good one - and I'm a blonde!
I love a good blonde joke.
Thanks, Laurie
LOL! I didn't expect that ending. Funny Blog, and the 1st blonde male joke I've ever read. Thanks!
I hadn't heard that one before. Very funny, I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing this one.
That's cute. Thanks for sharing a smile!
That was a good one, thank you. I get some many blonde jokes for woman, nice to see the change!
brooke
That couldn't be considered a racist joke could it ? :-) Just wondered if the same rules applied to the color of someone's hair.
David-Racist joke? No one mentioned color of someone skin in this joke.
Livia-You're welcome. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for your comments.
Jen-You are very welcome. I am glad that it made you smile Jen. Have a great one.
Brian- I said the same thing myself when it was sent to me. Thanks for your comments.
Gary- You're welcome Gary. I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a great one.
C.Thompson-First one for me too. Thanks for your comments.
Laurie- I am glad that you liked it considering that you are a blonde. Thanks for your comments Laurie.
Mary- I am glad the joke made your day. Thanks for your comments.
Terri-LOL. You are silly. Thanks for your comments.
Amanda- Please do not be offended. You are one of my favorite people here on Active Rain. Last thing I want to do is offend one of my own peeps. Have a great one.
Rob- Yes I did-LOL. Thanks for your comments.
Haha, that would be my husband, I don't have time to make his lunch he fends for himself, usually a bowl of cereal